Times up - get wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet-themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five-minute limit! Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye-catching sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces. Complete in fun, bright gift packaging, this is the ultimate novelty gift for farting friends, family, and colleagues who take a lifetime on the bog. It's the perfect solution to get them off the throne and back at their desk in record time. Control the queue for the loo with a poo timer! Whether it's for dad's birthday, a funny gift for your husband, or a hilarious present for your boyfriend, this unusual timer is sure to bring a laugh to any occasion. Don't let toilet breaks drag on—bring some humour to the situation with this quirky gift that's bound to get a chuckle. So why wait? Add a touch of humour to your gift-giving with this poo timer for men! Whether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, or even as a funny secret Santa gift, this timer is guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of any man in your life.
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Times up - get wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet-themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five-minute limit! Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye-catching sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces. Complete in fun, bright gift packaging, this is the ultimate novelty gift for farting friends, family, and colleagues who take a lifetime on the bog. It's the perfect solution to get them off the throne and back at their desk in record time. Control the queue for the loo with a poo timer! Whether it's for dad's birthday, a funny gift for your husband, or a hilarious present for your boyfriend, this unusual timer is sure to bring a laugh to any occasion. Don't let toilet breaks drag on—bring some humour to the situation with this quirky gift that's bound to get a chuckle. So why wait? Add a touch of humour to your gift-giving with this poo timer for men! Whether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, or even as a funny secret Santa gift, this timer is guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of any man in your life.
Hand wash
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Evri Parcel Shop - Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Premier - unlimited free next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.