If you’re tired of being the go-to answer machine for every “quick favour”, it’s time to start charging for your services. The Help Desk Price List Desk Sign is a brilliant and brutally honest addition to any desk that says what you’re really thinking (without HR having to get involved). At 28cm by 20cm, this novelty desk sign clearly lists your going rates: Answer = £1.00, Thoughtful Answer = £2.00, Correct Answer = £4.00, Sarcasm = FREE. Sound fair? We thought so. Whether you’re buying for your favourite colleague or that one overworked manager, this is one of those office desk accessories that’s just as fun as it is accurate. Ideal as a gift for work colleagues, joke manager gift, or as a funny office gift for your boss who’s clearly not being paid enough to repeat the Wi-Fi password for the 12th time. Stick it on your desk and watch the questions magically decrease. Or not. But at least now there’s a price list.
Handwash only
Get it in time for the Easter weekend. Order by 23:59pm on Wednesday 1st April with Next Day Delivery.
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Evri Parcel Shop - Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Premier - unlimited free next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
If you’re tired of being the go-to answer machine for every “quick favour”, it’s time to start charging for your services. The Help Desk Price List Desk Sign is a brilliant and brutally honest addition to any desk that says what you’re really thinking (without HR having to get involved). At 28cm by 20cm, this novelty desk sign clearly lists your going rates: Answer = £1.00, Thoughtful Answer = £2.00, Correct Answer = £4.00, Sarcasm = FREE. Sound fair? We thought so. Whether you’re buying for your favourite colleague or that one overworked manager, this is one of those office desk accessories that’s just as fun as it is accurate. Ideal as a gift for work colleagues, joke manager gift, or as a funny office gift for your boss who’s clearly not being paid enough to repeat the Wi-Fi password for the 12th time. Stick it on your desk and watch the questions magically decrease. Or not. But at least now there’s a price list.
Handwash only
Get it in time for the Easter weekend. Order by 23:59pm on Wednesday 1st April with Next Day Delivery.
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Evri Parcel Shop - Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Premier - unlimited free next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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