Diabolical Gifts
Hot Dog Stapler
Add some bite to your boring paperwork with the Hot Dog Stapler — the funniest way to keep your documents together without losing your sense of humour. This juicy little number looks just like a proper hot dog, complete with bun, and comes ready to serve with 1000 staples so you can get snapping straight out of the box. It’s fully functional, refillable, and frankly deliciously daft. Whether it’s a Secret Santa surprise, funny office gift, or a quirky stationery upgrade, this stapler brings a full helping of silliness to any desk. Great for students, teachers, coworkers, and anyone who prefers their admin with a side of ketchup and comedy. So, why settle for a plain old stapler when you can relish in something a bit more fun?
Includes 1000 staples (No. 24/6) – ready to use straight away
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
UK Express Delivery
£4.99
UK Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
Northern Ireland Express Delivery
£9.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Premier - Unlimited next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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Add some bite to your boring paperwork with the Hot Dog Stapler — the funniest way to keep your documents together without losing your sense of humour. This juicy little number looks just like a proper hot dog, complete with bun, and comes ready to serve with 1000 staples so you can get snapping straight out of the box. It’s fully functional, refillable, and frankly deliciously daft. Whether it’s a Secret Santa surprise, funny office gift, or a quirky stationery upgrade, this stapler brings a full helping of silliness to any desk. Great for students, teachers, coworkers, and anyone who prefers their admin with a side of ketchup and comedy. So, why settle for a plain old stapler when you can relish in something a bit more fun?
Includes 1000 staples (No. 24/6) – ready to use straight away
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
UK Express Delivery
£4.99
UK Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
Northern Ireland Express Delivery
£9.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Premier - Unlimited next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 21 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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Hot Dog Stapler
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