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If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it's the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers! Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts. Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip. Get a whiff of what this book's got going on inside: · Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun · Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus · Travel farts, such as Turdulance · Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song · Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp And more! After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
10cmx14cm
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
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£3.99
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Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
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If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it's the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers! Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts. Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip. Get a whiff of what this book's got going on inside: · Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun · Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus · Travel farts, such as Turdulance · Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song · Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp And more! After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
10cmx14cm
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Evri Parcel Shop - Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Premier - unlimited free next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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