Swatch your skids with our hilariously stupid '50 Shades of Brown' novelty gift book! Filled with varying shades of brown and inspired by Pantone charts, this describes your dumps based on the hues of your poos! Have a flick through and compare with these hilarious tongue-in-cheek descriptions! Great as a fun novelty gift for friends and family, this 112 page book is complete with quality illustrations and colours - from Mexican Standoff to Spicy Surprise, perfect for a totally serious interior design enthusiast...(not!)
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50 Shades of Brown Book
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Swatch your skids with our hilariously stupid '50 Shades of Brown' novelty gift book! Filled with varying shades of brown and inspired by Pantone charts, this describes your dumps based on the hues of your poos! Have a flick through and compare with these hilarious tongue-in-cheek descriptions! Great as a fun novelty gift for friends and family, this 112 page book is complete with quality illustrations and colours - from Mexican Standoff to Spicy Surprise, perfect for a totally serious interior design enthusiast...(not!)
Hand wash
UK Standard Delivery
£3.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£3.99
InPost Delivery *NEW*
£2.49
Evri Parcel Shop
£3.99
Evri Parcel Shop - Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Premier - unlimited free next day delivery for a year with Premier Delivery for £9.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, for hygiene reasons, some of our items cannot be returned or refunded, including; Underwear, Pierced Jewellery, Grooming Products and Fragrance.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.